breadzepplin:

those kids who blow their nose in the middle of class and you can hear every possible specimen ever coming out of them

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(Source: microwayne, via epic-humor)

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remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: devotionii, via heyfunniest)

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yadoking:

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(via santa)

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hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

(via epic-humor)

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